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One Boy's Trash...


"Do You Really Want
To Punish Me?"


Boy George, former lead singer of 80's group Culture Club, began his new court-ordered community service gig on Monday, sweeping the trash off the sidewalks of New York. And true to form, it took Boy George less than an hour for the singer to get into an arguement with the media.

"You think you're better than me?" he yelled at the group of photographers and reporters, "Go home. Let me do my community service." Although this was very hard to hear over the constant flashing of cameras, the snickering of photographers, and the musical chants of "Comma, comma, comma, comma come and cu-lean me up!" from smart-ass New York bystanders.



"These Gloves Will Ruin My Nail Polish!"



The singer was ordered to spend five days working for the Department of Sanitation after pleading guilty in March for falsely reporting a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment. Officers responded to the call, but found no burglar. Unfortunately for Boy, they found cocaine in his apartment instead. Whoops!!!

Boy - whose real name is George O'Dowd - petitioned the court to spend his community service time by helping teenagers make a public service announcement. The judge turned that request down. He also proposed to the court that he hold a fashion and makeup workshop. The judge laughed in his face.

O'Dowd also said he felt it would be "more useful" to stage a charity concert rather than spending his time "prancing around in a park". Once again, the judge preferred the prancing.


Our advice to Boy: "Don't do the cocaine if you can't clean the drains."


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