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It was reported this week that a team of wacky scientists from South Korea have just created some cloned cats. But not just any cloned cats. They went one step further and created cats who glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet light. Doctor Moreau, eat your heart out.


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supposed to get any sleep?!"


Kong Il-keun, a cloning expert at Gyeongsang National University, and his team of evil scientists produced three cats possessing altered fluorescence protein (RFP) genes, according to the Ministry of Science and Technology. Their original intention was to just add a protein gene to the kitties, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, but when the cats were exposed to ultraviolent light, they discovered that the cats were glowing. The scientists claim that this was just an unexpected side effect. Sort of like the same thing that happened to The Incredible Hulk.



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On a side note, it was also reported this week of another group of scientists from Japan have cloned some mice with no fear of cats. Something tells us that Planet Of The Apes might not be so fictional after all.




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